So Cary and I are sitting at breakfast this morning (I made homemade Egg English Muffin Sandwiches... yummm... little pepperjack cheese, little tomato, so delicious... i digress), and he starts to quiz me in preperation for my job interview this morning.
Cary: Why should I hire you (indignantly)?
Carla: Because I want the job.
Cary: Everyone wants the job, the economy sucks.
Carla: No, I want "this job." Besides the interviewer isn't going to ask me everything with disdain and disgust.
Cary: You have to make me want you!
Carla: Oh, you want me ;)
Cary: sexual innuendos are not going to get you a job! I would refrain from using them in your job interview.
Carla: Thank you obi won...
3 days ago