I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell

In case you're having a hard day, here's a little therapy...

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For a better grade."
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance with the prophecy."
7. Don't use any punctuation
8. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
9. Specify your drive-thru order is "To Go."
10. Put Mosquito netting around your work area and make tropical sounds all day.
11. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
12. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
15. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Cheers!