10 Things I have learned since getting married:
1. There is such a thing as 3 ply toilet paper. And YES, your tush does deserve it.
2. Just because you got the apartment with the dishwasher, doesn't mean said dishwasher will actually be capable of washing the dishes... beware of unwanted leftovers.
3. You may not be able to cure your spouse's chronic snoring, but you can invest in quality memory foam. At least you'll be lying awake in comfort ;)
4. The Mr. may very well convince you that you would rather eat a restaurant cooked meal than get a new outfit.
5. Single life is much more exciting and fun... but dinner followed by a competitive 2 person game of Monopoly Deal is entertaining too.
6. Does that little extra toothpaste in the sink really bother you that much? Really? Maybe you should spend less time in the bathroom!
7. Football is a man's sport. Decorating/Cooking a women's. Basketball--the sport everyone can agree on!
(Highly scientific stereotypes based solely on my own marriage)
8. You may wake up in the middle of the night to find your loved one is slowly inching you towards the edge of the bed. When you finally wake up hanging on for dear life it's up to you whether you believe his story about a crazy dream, or suspect him of just trying to get the whole bed to himself.
9. I still have a lot to learn.
10. Whenever your spouse decides to point out one of your flaws, it's really great to scream "WELL..... you married me!" Then you both laugh.
1. There is such a thing as 3 ply toilet paper. And YES, your tush does deserve it.
2. Just because you got the apartment with the dishwasher, doesn't mean said dishwasher will actually be capable of washing the dishes... beware of unwanted leftovers.
3. You may not be able to cure your spouse's chronic snoring, but you can invest in quality memory foam. At least you'll be lying awake in comfort ;)
4. The Mr. may very well convince you that you would rather eat a restaurant cooked meal than get a new outfit.
5. Single life is much more exciting and fun... but dinner followed by a competitive 2 person game of Monopoly Deal is entertaining too.
6. Does that little extra toothpaste in the sink really bother you that much? Really? Maybe you should spend less time in the bathroom!
7. Football is a man's sport. Decorating/Cooking a women's. Basketball--the sport everyone can agree on!
(Highly scientific stereotypes based solely on my own marriage)
8. You may wake up in the middle of the night to find your loved one is slowly inching you towards the edge of the bed. When you finally wake up hanging on for dear life it's up to you whether you believe his story about a crazy dream, or suspect him of just trying to get the whole bed to himself.
9. I still have a lot to learn.
10. Whenever your spouse decides to point out one of your flaws, it's really great to scream "WELL..... you married me!" Then you both laugh.
3 comments:
hehe amen
11. Having a "high school" night is even better when you're married!
To get started in coupons, you can...
1- Go to the Savvy Shopper seminar. There's actually one this Thurs. You can register here: http://forum.savvyshopperdeals.com/calendar.php?calendarid=2 I'd totally go again with you too!
2- Get the Daily Herald newspaper (start by picking it up on Sunday after church from a stand)
3- Use the "shopping wizard" http://savvyshopperdeals.com/app/shoppingwizard/?t=products
:)
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