I know a place where we can hide out and turn our lives inside out

Monday, January 5, 2009


Mom: So I haven't been able to find Kim's sheets since we got home, and I'm worried we left them at the beach house.

Daughters: Well, we have other sheets... or sheets are on sale at Target this week.

Mom: Yeah, but I'm just curious where I left them.

Daughters: We don't know.

Mom: Hmmm... I think I put them in the cooler. Carla, where's the cooler?

Carla: In Heather's trunk.

Emily: Great, now heather will be ready in the event she needs to dispose of a dead body.

Jamie: She shouldn't use the sheets, they'll stain if you wrap a body in them. She should use plastic, like a shower curtain.

Carla: No, she should definitely use sheets. They're biodegradable, leaving less chance of the body being recovered.

Emily: Well, if she had a little aluminum foil she could just make a bomb!

Mom: Add in some gum and she's MacGuyver.

*Can I just point out, that no one asked why the sheets were in the cooler?*

**And can I also point out that my family finds it perfectly normal to discuss how to dispose of random dead bodies during dinner, and the fact that my sister is unknowingly prepared for such an unlikely event is nothing but awesome to us**


"C" said...

HAHA!!! that was great!!!!

Jamie said...

Man. You probably shouldn't broadcast that this is what our dinner conversation consists of. Then everybody will want to come over.

Danny and Kaelynn Baird said...

I definetely would like to come over for dinner! :) Especially if the conversations are always so entertaining.

jessamyn said...

This has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. Really... I will read this whenever I am feeling blue.

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