Today we salute you, Mr....

You know the saying "it's the little things in life..." I actually don't know how that statement is supposed to end, but something like it's the little things that make life worth living. Amen.

Recently, upon entering my car and turning on the radio, I have been overjoyed to hear that Budweiser is at it again with those little bits of hilarity known as .... drumroll please.... REAL MEN OF GENIUS.

Today we salute you
Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
(mr. 80 SPF sunblock wearer)
There are 24 hours in a day
You're wearing 80 hour protection
If the sun fails to go down...
You'll be ready.
(don't forget the moonlight)

Your coconut-scented force field
blocks out all the sun's rays
and any stray rays
from another sun
in another galaxy.
(you're a star)

30 SPF?
Please...
you might as well be wearing cooking oil
(something smells delicious)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light
Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
In fact, feel free to crack one open at high noon
In the middle of the Sahara Desert
(mr. 80 SPF sunblock wearer)

For a complete list of these 30 second moments of bliss see Real Men of Genius