But not a real green dress, that's cruel

So April Fool's isn't such a great holiday once you're an adult.... unless you wait tables.

I found it particularly amusing this year to tell people that we no longer provide boxes to take people's food home because we are "going green" and trying to be more environmentally friendly as a company. Ha ha you should see people's eyes get big as they panic and feel the weight of having to finish their meal or throw it away.

Of course, then i'd tell them I was just kidding. But it was fun for a few seconds anyhow.